Friendship we will miss this season: David Luiz and Oscar

"Everyone knows the special relationship I have with this club and it has always felt like home to me."

Welcome home, Didier!


Cristiano at Encore Beach Club, Las Vegas


Training 26.7.2014

Stephan calls a fan to renew her membership [+]










How much I missed this!
José Mourinho press conference in Austria, 25.07.14

My players are my players forever. I don’t have ‘former players’, I have only players. So if I coach somebody, and certainly (when) I’ll move club, or they’ll move club, I stay connected forever.”

"England is the only league where 5 or six teams can win the title.
"That’s why everybody that loves football loves the Premier League."
"We have to think about that (winning the PL), respecting the opponents . … Clearly, we want to win the Premier League.”

"Our season last year was a transitional season."
"Even so, we reached the semi final of the Champions League."

We are trying to build a team for the next decade.”

what jose mourinho really thinks..[asked by itsallaboutbayern]

Iker Casillas

"It’s a great combination, you’ve got a goalscorer and a big character in the dressing room who’s been around and done a lot of things in the game. So yeah, he’s, you know, a type of role model at the club. And a great figure to have in what we’re trying to achieve this season."
— Gary Cahill on Drogba’s return to Chelsea.  (via chelskiblues)




My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so



she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

that’s incorrect, the correct lyrics are “and I’m on the bleachers”